NYC Is Dead

Wait, is that guacamole?

I’m a lifetime New Yorker. I live 50 blocks south of where I was born. Once I lived overseas on Staten Island.

That also means I’ve witnessed the death of New York dozens of times. So many times we might call this place Lazarus. Or the City of the Walking Dead.

Basically, it works like this: People move here right after college and rent an apartment…